I have a really bad habit of posting a facebook status and then deleting it shortly after

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue





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reblogging for the Rape Garden that i will now never un-see thanks a lot

Garden of Rape though…..



no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

- Azumarill (BellyJet is legal now sooo)
- Sylveon (kawaii lil dragon slayer)
- Mega Gardevoir (that dress)
- Clefable
- Mawile
- Kelfki

- Dragonite (tubby lard ass w/ Multiscale is my babe)
- Flygon (dem goggles tho)
- Goodra
- Altria (clouds for a body)
- Mega Ampharos (that mane is glorious)
- Giratina (Pokémon Satan is too good to pass up)

- Mewtwo (the original gamebreaker)
- Wobbuffett
- Azelf (cute but beast)
- Xatu (since day one)
- Mega Medicham
- Smoochum (the best baby Pokémon there is)

Asks based on the Pokemon types!
Normal: What is one quality you like most about yourself?
Fighting: Do you rely more on your physical strength or mental strength?
Flying: Where is the one place you want to travel to the most?
Poison: Admit to one of your guilty pleasures.
Ground: Are you the type of person stands by their convictions and doesn't let anyone tell them what to think or say?
Rock: Would your friends say that you're very reliable and someone they can trust to hold them up?
Bug: List three things that get under your skin and made you cringe.
Ghost: Do you believe in the afterlife? If so, describe your concept of it.
Steel: How do you normally protect yourself both literally and figuratively?
Fire: Something that makes you angry almost instantly.
Water: What do you think is at the bottom of the ocean?
Grass: Your favorite flower, tree, or any type of vegetation and why.
Electric: Are you someone who shines more brightly when they're with others or when they're alone?
Psychic: The first thing you would do if you had telekinesis.
Ice: Do you tend to give people the cold shoulder when things aren't going your way?
Dark: Your biggest fear or the worst nightmare you've ever had.
Fairy: What is the one thing you wish for the most in the world?

oh god my heart hurts


Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question.  The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.


listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

Lana del Rey didn’t change pronouns in ‘Blue Velvet’